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Last Updated: 27.06.2025 01:58
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
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share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
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So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
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So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
Do you think the constitution and laws should be taught in school?
Unacceptable again!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
—
No go.
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
Nuts and Butts
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Next, they tried...
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Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
What was your best sex experience that still makes you horny?
No way
Still no good
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Another attempt resulted in ...
Minds and Behinds